She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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