absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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