I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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