Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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