Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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