I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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