Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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