White coat. Heels.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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