Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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