So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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