its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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