Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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