she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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