About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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