I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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