should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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