is your mom at the bar?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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