I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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