Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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