i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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