i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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