At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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