Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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