so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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