I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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