you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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