sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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