i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
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it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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