covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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