Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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