It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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