Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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