12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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