It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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