Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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