i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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