It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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