They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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