Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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