we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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