I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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