I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
