i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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