somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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