Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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