When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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