Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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