is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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