Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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