So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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