Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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