hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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