We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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