the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
