okay pat passed out under dana's car
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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