So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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